"And from that day foward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I'm totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know was made by Russian scientist to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling."
i love this, because it's so true and so hilarious. this book is essentially a bunch of essays tina has written about different situations that shes been a part of or important people in her life. it truly is hilarious and definitely a book most people can read in a day. although i do read freakishly fast, and having my kindle that automatically downloads any book i want doesn't help. (i do suggest people get a kindle, you will never want to read a "real" book again) anyways i should probably get back to writing my other fake blog for a writing project (shout out to nancy if you read this) there's a really good chance ill blog again tonight.